how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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