some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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