she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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