whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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