he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
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That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
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I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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