also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
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