Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
it wasn't lemon gatorade
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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