is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
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you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
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IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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