Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
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she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
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It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT