Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
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yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Mom said you looked used
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
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I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE