So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
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im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
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I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.