Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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