White coat. Heels.
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
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No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
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I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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