i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
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I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
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WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Floor bacon is actually really good
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize