at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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