Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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