you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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