She is in my trunk
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
accomplished twins. life is a go
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
This toilet bowl is my home.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
