I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
They have beer where we have blood.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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