i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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