Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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