i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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