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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..

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  Wow. We're meant to be..

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.

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• (435): View more from Utah

  Thanks for fucking me in last night

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  TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.

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  These Are 21 Of The Most Delusional People Ever

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• (931): View more from Tennessee

  I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again

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• (226): View more from Ontario

  he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!

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  Poor life choices...?

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• (631): View more from New York

  Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.

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• (518): View more from New York

  Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.

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