Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
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Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
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The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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