Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
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The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
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At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
He has the fingertips of a God
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