Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
Damn victory sex feels great
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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