Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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