i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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