u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
i permit you to call me
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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