He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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