sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
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She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
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I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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