did you get engaged???
Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
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