They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
Randomize
