hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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