Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
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For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
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Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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