WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
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On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
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Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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