Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
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