i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
The best revenge is premature balding
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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