So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Can Purell be used as lube?
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
The adults are the big ones right?
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
Randomize
