girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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