the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
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I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
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Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
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