mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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