i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
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Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
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Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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