when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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