That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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