...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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