hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
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The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
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Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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