worst night to have a conscience
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
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i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
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How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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