Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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