ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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