Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
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Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
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the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
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