I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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