That's intense
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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