the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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