so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
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Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
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then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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